Have you ever said to yourself, “Marathons are too easy, and Triathlons are for sissies?”
We haven’t either. Those races are really hard. Think about it: The first person to run a marathon actually died. HE DIED! And he probably didn’t even have fun along the way.
Well, welcome to a new kind of race: THE DIRTY DASH. This is a mud run obstacle course where military boot camp meets your inner five-year-old’s fantasy, subsequently converting boy to man and then man to swine.
So come trudge up mountains of sludge, overcome uncompromising obstacles, wallow in pits of mud and don’t forget to smile.
Let this mud run obstacle course become your new guiltiest pleasure. Go solo or with some of your dirtiest, filthiest and uncouth friends. Either way, you’ll be able to look at yourself in the mirror and say, “I am a filthy, Dirty Dasher!”
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, color partying, and how to clean the color out of your most sensitive areas.