Whether you’re Catholic, Protestant, Mormon, or Buddhist, at the end of The Dirty Dash you’ll all have to confess to God that you’re a filthy mess in need of forgiveness.
Your whole lives you’ve been told what you can’t do: Don’t run with scissors, don’t sneeze or your heart will stop, don’t “mess with sasquatch,” don’t sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. Well it’s time to throw away your tissues, dump your Adderall down the toilet and break all the rules.
You’re not a bunch of sheep. While the rest of the herd is headed to the salted baths of the Four Seasons, you’re headed face-first down a slippery pile of neoprene on the world’s longest slip-and-slide. Are the other sheep doing the next 1/2 marathon? Who cares? You won’t be able to hear their anguished braying of pain from 13.1 miles of hell. Why? Because your ears will be clogged with 2 inches of Rocky Mountain mud. Instead of cramps, heat exhaustion, and shin splints, you’ll wind up with nothing but a big smile on your sloppy face.
So dress-up like a fool, act like a buffoon, finance revolutions, and run like no one’s life depends on it…but please don’t sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. They probably got that one right.
By the end of this race you’ll be seeing the world through muddy eyes, and believe us, it’s brown, and it’s beautiful.
11282 S State St
Sandy, UT 84070
Friday June 6th
11 AM - 7 PM
Anyone (runner or not) can pick up your race packet for you as long as you have signed the waiver. If you still need to sign, you can sign electronically by logging in HERE. You can also select “Waiver” at the bottom of this page, select your race, print a waiver, sign it, and bring it to packet pick up.
Parking will be $5 per vehicle. All proceeds will benefit the Soldier Hollow Nordic Skiing Team. Please carpool!
Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.
After the race, the Eco STARS Project will be there to collect your old and muddy shoes. If you'd like to donate, please look for their pod and place your shoes inside.
|Get it Cheap Registration||$35.00||1/10/2014|
|Early Bird Registration||$45.00||2/14/2014|
|If it Aint Sold Out||$60.00||6/5/2014|
The mission of Youth Making a Difference is to provide leadership training and practical experiences that make a difference in the world, transforming the lives of the participants and those they serve.
The results of the YMAD Leadership Training are based on 7 values of leadership. During the year the teens learn about leadership and how to make a difference in the world from educators, mentors and guest speakers. They apply leadership skills in practical ways, such as working with children in local schools to improve their ability to speak English, or humanitarian expeditions in a developing country to work with children in rural schools to get needed medical care and learn English. The planning, fund raising and execution of these projects gives the teens hands-on experience in taking responsibility, working as a team, serving others, developing a vision, tackling tough assignments, doing research, inspiring each other, and sticking to their commitments. After the yearlong training, the teens look for ways to use these new skills to make a difference for the rest of their lives.