Whether you’re Catholic, Protestant, Mormon, or Buddhist, at the end of The Dirty Dash you’ll all have to confess to God that you’re a filthy mess in need of forgiveness.
Your whole lives you’ve been told what you can’t do: Don’t run with scissors, don’t sneeze or your heart will stop, don’t “mess with sasquatch,” don’t sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. Well it’s time to throw away your tissues, dump your Adderall down the toilet and break all the rules.
You’re not a bunch of sheep. While the rest of the herd is headed to the salted baths of the Four Seasons, you’re headed face-first down a slippery pile of neoprene on the world’s longest slip-and-slide. Are the other sheep doing the next 1/2 marathon? Who cares? You won’t be able to hear their anguished braying of pain from 13.1 miles of hell. Why? Because your ears will be clogged with 2 inches of Rocky Mountain mud. Instead of cramps, heat exhaustion, and shin splints, you’ll wind up with nothing but a big smile on your sloppy face.
So dress-up like a fool, act like a buffoon, finance revolutions, and run like no one’s life depends on it…but please don’t sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. They probably got that one right.
By the end of this race you’ll be seeing the world through muddy eyes, and believe us, it’s brown, and it’s beautiful.
Packet Pick-up details will be available 2 weeks prior to the race date. It is important to pick up your packets (race bib, t-shirt, bandana, decal, and tattoo) prior to race morning because lines can get a little out of control and you don't want to miss your wave time do you? Do you?
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, what to wear, and how to clean mud out of your most sensitive areas.
Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.
After the race, the Eco STARS Project will be there to collect your old and muddy shoes. If you'd like to donate, please look for their pod and place your shoes inside.
|Get It Cheap Registration||$35.00||1/10/2014|
|Early Bird Registration||$45.00||7/11/2014|
|If it Aint Sold Out||$60.00||9/11/2014|
The Utah Affiliate is grateful for its partnership with the Dirty Dash. Funds donated by the Dirty Dash help Komen Utah in its vision to end breast cancer forever. The Utah Affiliate of Susan G. Komen® is dedicated to combating breast cancer on every front. Up to 75 percent of the Affiliate’s net income goes toward funding grants to local hospitals, clinics and community organizations that provide breast health education as well as screening and treatment programs for medically underserved women. The remaining net income (a minimum of 25 percent) supports the national Komen Grants Program, which funds groundbreaking breast cancer research. Komen Utah serves all of Utah, thanks to the thousands of people who participate in the Susan G. Komen Utah Race for the Cure® and other Affiliate events each year. Along with our dedicated corporate partners and generous donors you are helping Komen Utah play a vital role in fighting breast cancer within our community.
Breast cancer is a type of cancer where cells in the breast tissue divide and grow without normal control. Except for skin cancers, breast cancer is the most common cancer among women in the U.S. Breast cancer knows no boundaries--be it age, gender, socio-economic status or geographic location. But there is hope. Thanks to heightened awareness, early detection, improved treatment methods and increased access to breast health services, people have a greater chance of survival than ever before.
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