$60

If it Aint Sold Out Registration until 6/18/2014

South Sound

Saturday, June 21st 2014

Straddleline Raceway

15015 State Route 8
McCleary, Washington


Wave TimeAvailability
8:00 AMAvailable
8:20 AMAvailable
8:40 AM Available
9:00 AMSoldout
9:20 AMSoldout
9:40 AMSoldout
10:00 AMSoldout
10:20 AMSoldout
10:40 AMSoldout
11:00 AMSoldout
11:20 AMSoldout
11:40 AMSoldout
12:00 PMSoldout
12:20 PMAvailable
12:40 PMAvailable
This Event has Ended

about the dirty dash


Nothing in your life has prepared you for this because nothing HAS to prepare you for it.

Sailors don’t need boot camp to prepare them for shore leave.  Some things just come naturally - like blaming communists for global warming , ensuring a life of bachelorhood by with your mom until you’re 42, and churning through miles of muddy filth at The Dirty Dash without training a day in your life.

Sign up for some mudslinging at The Dirty Dash and you’ll feel like you spent 2 hours on the side of the farm Old Macdonald didn't want you to see.  It’s a blitzkrieg of filth...an unpurified mess that no amount of Brita filters can cleanse.  You’ll run, slide, jump, and crawl your way through piles of slop so thick and dark, you’ll think you’ve wormed your way back into the comfort of your mother’s womb.  Oh yeah, and it’s just the best time you’ll have all year.  That’s all.

By the time you’re done, even Drano won’t unclog those pores.

We’re the Ellis Island of competitions.  We take all-comers.  Advanced of years?  Consider this your rejuvenating mud bath.  “More to Love?”  That’s just more surface area for mud.  Pagan or saintly? Bring an offering to the lords of mud - gold, frankincense, and mirth (Visa and Mastercard also work just fine).

In a race with more obstacles than Rainbow Road in Mario Kart, you won’t just slip on a banana peel, you’ll slide down 175 feet of a giant inflatable slip and slide.   Instead of a turtle shell in the back, you’ll get a water balloon to the sternum.   And instead of cramps, heat exhaustion, and shin splints, you’ll wind up with nothing but a big smile on your sloppy face.

We dream of a day when the Grand Coulee will be replaced by a pile of hand-packed mud, Rainier’s snow-capped top will turn a sloppy brown, and the Space Needle will only be used to measure the depth of the mud we spew forth.  

Paint the town red?  We say paint it brown.   So get your friends and get your sloppy seconds at South Sound’s Dirty Dash.

packet pick-up info


Sports Authority Olympia
1200 Cooper Point Rd Sw
Olympia, WA 98502

Friday June 20, 2014
11:00 am to 7:00 pm

Anyone (runner or not) can pick up your race packet for you as long as you have signed the waiver. If you still need to sign, you can sign electronically by logging in HERE. You can also select “Waiver” at the bottom of this page, select your race, print a waiver, sign it, and bring it to packet pick up.

RACE INFO DOCS

 

PARKING

Parking will be $5 per vehicle. Exact change is appreciated.  Please carpool!

 

 

PHOTOS

 

Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.

 

 

PREFERRED ACCOMODATIONS

 

Participants, please call 1-800-733-5466 and mention that you're Dirty Dash Participants or use Group Block Code THED0619. You can also book online at www.olympia.redlion.com, promo code THED0619.

SHOE DONATION

 

After the race, the Eco STARS Project will be there to collect your old and muddy shoes. If you'd like to donate, please look for their pod and place your shoes inside.

DEADLINES

Description Fee Deadline
Get it Cheap Registration$35.001/10/2014
Early Bird Registration$45.002/21/2014
Regular Registration$50.003/28/2014
Late Registration$55.005/16/2014
If it Aint Sold Out Registration$60.006/18/2014

WAVES

Start Time Availability
8:00 AMAvailable
8:20 AMAvailable
8:40 AM Available
9:00 AMSoldout
9:20 AMSoldout
9:40 AMSoldout
10:00 AMSoldout
10:20 AMSoldout
10:40 AMSoldout
11:00 AMSoldout
11:20 AMSoldout
11:40 AMSoldout
12:00 PMSoldout
12:20 PMAvailable
12:40 PMAvailable

Volunteer


Please go here and register as a volunteer for free!



Typically we have volunteer shifts on the Thursday, Friday and Saturday of race week. Volunteers need to be 16 and older please.

Charity Partner


Peak 7 targets youth who are underprivileged or have been labeled "at-risk". We provide a positive alternative to the typical behaviors and habits that youth in our society often fall into.

Peak 7 takes youth on whitewater rafting and kayaking, rock climbing, and backpacking trips to challenge them spiritually, mentally and physically, encouraging them to evaluate what they put their faith in. These once-in-a-lifetime opportunities have an immeasurable impact on the participants and promote all-around healthier lifestyles.

Peak 7 Adventures is a grassroots outdoor adventure non-profit organization aimed at taking young people into the wilderness to show them the wonder of God's creation. Wilderness adventures challenge participants to expand their horizons by fostering trust relationships and team building skills.