Registration is Closed

South Sound

June 27, 2015


about the dirty dash


Nothing in your life has prepared you for this because nothing HAS to prepare you for it.

Sailors don't need boot camp to prepare them for shore leave. Some things just come naturally - like blaming communists for global warming, ensuring a life of bachelorhood by living with your mom until you're 42, and churning through miles of muddy filth at The Dirty Dash without training a day in your life.

Sign up for some mudslinging at The Dirty Dash and you'll feel like you spent 2 hours on the side of the farm Old Macdonald didn't want you to see. It's a blitzkrieg of filth... an unpurified mess that no amount of Brita filters can cleanse. You'll run, slide, jump, and crawl your way through piles of slop so thick and dark, you'll think you've wormed your way back into the comfort of your mother's womb.  Oh yeah, and it's just the best time you'll have all year.  That's all.

By the time you're done, even Drano won't unclog those pores.

We're the Ellis Island of competitions. We take all-comers. Advanced of years?  Consider this your rejuvenating mud bath. More to Love? That's just more surface area for mud.  Pagan or saintly? Bring an offering to the lords of mud - gold, frankincense, and mirth (Visa and Mastercard also work just fine).

Paint the town red? We say paint it brown. So get your friends and get your sloppy seconds at South Sound's Dirty Dash.

 

packet pick-up info


Packet Pick-up details will be available 2 weeks prior to the race date. It is important to pick up your packets (race bib, t-shirt, sunglasses, tattoo) prior to race morning because lines can get a little out of control and you don't want to miss your wave time do you? Do you?

Race Day Info


RACE INFO DOCS

Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, color partying, and how to clean the color out of your most sensitive areas.

 

PHOTOS

 

Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.

Deadlines & Pricing

DEADLINES

Description Fee Deadline

WAVES

Start Time Availability

Be a Volunteer


Please fill out the form below with any additional comments that we may need to know and we'll get you front row seats to the slopshow.

Oh and we love kids but we would like volunteers 14 and over please.

Volunteer registration is not open yet, please check back 8 weeks before the race date in order to sign up.

Charity Partner


Peak 7Peak 7 targets youth who are underprivileged or have been labeled "at-risk". We provide a positive alternative to the typical behaviors and habits that youth in our society often fall into.

Peak 7 takes youth on whitewater rafting and kayaking, rock climbing, and backpacking trips to challenge them spiritually, mentally and physically, encouraging them to evaluate what they put their faith in. These once-in-a-lifetime opportunities have an immeasurable impact on the participants and promote all-around healthier lifestyles.

Peak 7 Adventures is a grassroots outdoor adventure non-profit organization aimed at taking young people into the wilderness to show them the wonder of God's creation. Wilderness adventures challenge participants to expand their horizons by fostering trust relationships and team building skills.