Pittsburgh, you steely temptress. We see you over there, looking at us, looking at you. We’ve been eyeing you for a while now. Throwing playful glances your way. Awkwardly brushing up against you during a layover.
But it’s time to get real with this relationship. We can’t resist making our way to your tough, industrial streets any longer. We’re not just giving you our phone number, we’re giving you our e-mail, Skype ID, Hotmail account information, but most importantly: a key for lawful entry into the muddiest race Pittsburgh has ever seen.
The Dirty Dash is coming to you this year, and it’s going to be Dirtier and Dashier than ever. I hope you’re ready for us, because we’ve been ready for you for a while. If you miss out on this catch of a lifetime, even eHarmony’s complex algorithms won’t be able to help you.
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, color partying, and how to clean the color out of your most sensitive areas.