When we come into town, it will be the dirtiest thing to happen to the Tristate area or any threesome since Suzanne Somers, John Ritter, and that one brunette. Except this time, we’ve got the kind of obstacles that aren’t as easily wrapped up in a 20-minute episode.
We’re bringing filthier obstacles than your town has seen since the Wall Street Occupation. We can’t promise economic change, but we can promise it will be worth every single cent.
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 3 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, what to wear, and how to clean mud out of your most sensitive areas.
Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.
|Get it Cheap||$40.00||1/31/2014|
|Early Bird Registration||$45.00||4/25/2014|
|If it ain't Sold Out||$60.00||7/16/2014|
|08:00 AM, Saturday, July 19th||Open|