Get it Cheap until 4/25/2014

New York

July 19, 2014

AK Farms MX

2019 Route 32 Modena, NY 12548 *Only 90 minutes from Downtown NYC and 70 minutes from Albany

Sat. Wave TimeAvailability
08:00 AMOpen
08:20 AMOpen
08:40 AMOpen
09:00 AMOpen
09:20 AMOpen
09:40 AMOpen
10:00 AMOpen
10:20 AMOpen
10:40 AMOpen
11:00 AMOpen
11:20 AMOpen
11:40 AMOpen
12:00 PMOpen

about the dirty dash

When we come into town, it will be the dirtiest thing to happen to the Tristate area or any threesome since Suzanne Somers, John Ritter, and that one brunette. Except this time, we’ve got the kind of obstacles that aren’t as easily wrapped up in a 20-minute episode.

We’re bringing filthier obstacles than your town has seen since the Wall Street Occupation.  We can’t promise economic change, but we can promise it will be worth every single cent.

packet pick-up info

Packet Pick-up details will be available 3 weeks prior to the race date. It is important to pick up your packets (race bib, t-shirt, bandana, decal, and tattoo) prior to race morning because lines can get a little out of control and you don't want to miss your wave time do you? Do you?

Race Day Info

Race Info Docs

Race Day Info Packets will be posted 3 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, what to wear, and how to clean mud out of your most sensitive areas.



Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.


Deadlines & Pricing


Description Fee Deadline
Get it Cheap $40.00 4/25/2014
Early Bird Registration $45.00 5/23/2014
Regular Registration $50.00 6/20/2014
Late Registration $55.00 7/16/2014


Start Time Availability
08:00 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
08:20 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
08:40 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
09:00 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
09:20 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
09:40 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
10:00 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
10:20 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
10:40 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
11:00 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
11:20 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
11:40 AM, Saturday, July 19th Open
12:00 PM, Saturday, July 19th Open

Be a Volunteer

Please fill out the form below with any additional comments that we may need to know and we'll get you front row seats to the slopshow.

Oh and we love kids but we would like volunteers 14 and over please.

Volunteer registration is not open yet, please check back 8 weeks before the race date in order to sign up.

Charity Partner

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