If there's one thing Facebook is known for, it's breaking up happy marriages and inventing the Super Poke. If there's one thing New Mexico is known for, it's alien encounters and their invention of the Super Probe.
Avoid cyber pokes, broken homes, and alien abduction by diving headfirst into The Dirty Dash - the state's, nation's, and, heck, probably the galaxy's muddiest race.
Mud, much like a well-groomed beard, shields your face from harsh UV rays, the gaze of unwanted admirers, and effectively conceals years of untreated acne. Applied to the whole body, it can conceal you from extraterrestrials and put a sloppy smile all over your unwashed face.
So make some friends, knock down some enemies, save your marriage, and propel yourself through miles of intergalactic filth at The Dirty Dash New Mexico. You'll sweep past obstacles at every turn, and in the end, you might just overcome the greatest obstacle of all, heart disease.*
*These statements have not been verified by the FDA
Packet Pick-up details will be available 2 weeks prior to the race date. It is important to pick up your packets (race bib, t-shirt, bandana, decal, and tattoo) prior to race morning because lines can get a little out of control and you don't want to miss your wave time do you? Do you?
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, what to wear, and how to clean mud out of your most sensitive areas.
Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.
After the race, the Eco STARS Project will be there to collect your old and muddy shoes. If you'd like to donate, please look for their pod and place your shoes inside.
|Get It Cheap Registration||$35.00||2/14/2014|
|Early Bird Registration||$45.00||3/28/2014|
|If it Aint Sold Out||$60.00||8/21/2014|
Charity Information Coming Soon!