It took Brad Pitt years in the Montana wilderness filming A River Runs Through It and Legends of the Fall to turn him into the chiseled roughneck capable of harder core roles in Fight Club, Troy, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. There, it took him a lifetime to change from an elderly baby in Huggies to a baby-faced senior citizen in Depends. Regardless of your choice of undergarments, it’ll only take you one running of The Dirty Dash to convert from boy to man and man to swine.
The Dirty Dash is coming to town and making enough mud to turn the Clark Fork brown. It’s time to drop whatever inhibitions you may have left as you and your fellow Grizzly-lovers race through mud and obstacles and slide down one of the largest slip n’ slides in the country. We would say that your mother would not approve, but in Missoula, chances are she will be running right next to you.
Missoulians’ relish getting dirty and can cowboy up to any challenge be it man, beast, or beastly man. You wear it on your bloodstained, trout-smelling, beer-soaked sleeves. You live in a place where you are more likely to be assaulted by a bear than a person, and you like it that way. A place where fishing is considered religion, and a cold beer at The Oxford is at the top of the agenda at your weekly staff meeting.
Other races give you the chance to test your mettle; now you’ve got a stage to wallow in a mud-hole. If getting dirty and having a beer with the rest of Missoula doesn’t sound like a good idea to you, you may be in the wrong city. Hell, you might be in the wrong state. Jeez man, are you American?
Packet Pick-up details will be available 2 weeks prior to the race date. It is important to pick up your packets (race bib, t-shirt, bandana, decal, and tattoo) prior to race morning because lines can get a little out of control and you don't want to miss your wave time do you? Do you?
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, what to wear, and how to clean mud out of your most sensitive areas.
Photos will be available a few days
after the race at Flo-foto.
After the race, the Eco STARS Project will be there to collect your old and muddy shoes. If you'd like to donate, please look for their pod and place your shoes inside.
|Early Bird Registration||$45.00||5/16/2014|
|Get It Cheap Registration||$35.00||3/21/2014|
|If it Aint Sold Out||$60.00||9/4/2014|
The Frenchtown-West Valley Historical Association will partner with the 2014 Dirty Dash being held at the Flying “H” Stables Ranch. The proceeds from this Dirty Dash Run will be used by the Historical Association to reprint the “Frenchtown Valley Footprints” historical book and as seed money to buy land and build a combined Community building and Historical Museum.
Frenchtown was the first permanent settlement in this area of the Missoula Valley. There is a tremendous amount of heritage and historical artifacts in the area that are in dire need of being preserved before they are lost forever. Your registration and participation in this event will be a major step in the beginning of a desperately needed facility for all of the Frenchtown Valley.
The Frenchtown-West Valley Historical Association and the Frenchtown Senior Citizens Association, who have already raised thousands of dollars towards a community building, have joined efforts to build a Museum and Community Building combined. The Dirty Dash Run will be a major fund raiser from this joint venture. The Frenchtown Community will provide volunteers to host and run this event to insure its’ success.
Frenchtown West Valley
P.O. Box 144 Frenchtown, MT 59834
406.531.0584 - Colbert P. Howell, President