It took Brad Pitt years in the Montana wilderness filming A River Runs Through It and Legends of the Fall to turn him into the chiseled roughneck capable of harder core roles in Fight Club, Troy, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. There, it took him a lifetime to change from an elderly baby in Huggies to a baby-faced senior citizen in Depends.
Regardless of your choice of undergarments, it’ll only take you one running of The Dirty Dash to convert from boy to man and man to swine.
The Dirty Dash is coming to town and making enough mud to turn the Clark Fork brown. It’s time to drop whatever inhibitions you may have left as you and your fellow Grizzly-lovers race through mud and obstacles and slide down one of the largest slip n’ slides in the country. We would say that your mother would not approve, but in Missoula, chances are she will be running right next to you.
Missoulians’ relish getting dirty and can cowboy up to any challenge be it man, beast, or beastly man. You wear it on your bloodstained, trout-smelling, beer-soaked sleeves. You live in a place where you are more likely to be assaulted by a bear than a person, and you like it that way. A place where fishing is considered religion, and a cold Moose Drool at Charlie B's is at the top of the agenda at your weekly staff meeting.
Other races give you the chance to test your mettle; now you’ve got a stage to wallow in a mud-hole. If getting dirty and having a beer with the rest of Missoula doesn’t sound like a good idea to you, you may be in the wrong city. Hell, you might be in the wrong state. Jeez man, are you American?
Race Day Info Packets will be posted 2 weeks before the race with tons of info on parking, color partying, and how to clean the color out of your most sensitive areas.