LEAVE YOUR SKILLET AT HOME, PAULA DEEN

Our Bacon Bath doesn’t come with grease burns or clogged arteries. It’s a foam-filled playpen that will cover your body in fresh, virginal white foam just in time to rebury yourself in the muck. Grab your loofa and lather up, but be warned, even the Bacon Bath won’t clean you dirty britches.

BRAWN

25%

DRAMA

20%

FILTH

40%

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