What kind of parent would you be if you signed up for the mudslinging of The Dirty Dash and then left your kids at home to rake the leaves, vacuum and take care of Granny? It'd be within our rights to take your World's Greatest Mom/Dad mug and shatter it to pieces on your driveway....and we may need to call Elderly Protective Services on Granny's behalf--do they have that? If not, we're writing our Congressmen right now.
Luckily, we've got a way for you to win that mudderly-monnikered mug back year after year. It'll be the last time you'll have to hear, "But Johnny's parents are cool, his curfew isn't till 2 am on weekdays".........from your 9 year old child.
Sign those little ones up for the Piglet Plunge Kids' Mud Run and you'll officially be the cool mom that everyone loves cuz Stove Top's for dinner, the choosy mom that chose Jif, or the dad who's prematurely going gray but hiding it with a dusting of Just for Men.
And it won't cost you more than a box of Stove Top either. You can sign your child up for the Piglet Plunge and get them a sweet t-shirt all the kids at school with be jealous of for a measly $20 online during your registration or at Packet Pick-up if there is still room. Remember, it's for kids 12 and under, limited to 1,500 and will be held 80 minutes after the last adult wave leaves at each race to give them unobstructed access to the slide and mud pit.