Have you ever said to yourself, “Marathons are too easy, and Triathlons are for sissies?”
We haven’t either…those races are really hard. Think about it…the first person to run a marathon actually died. HE DIED!...and he probably didn’t even have fun along the way!
Well, welcome to a new kind of race: THE DIRTY DASH. This race that puts all other races to shame. The Dirty Dash is a mud run obstacle course where a military boot camp meets your inner five-year-old’s fantasy and subsequently converts boy to man and then man to swine.
You’ll need endurance to trudge up mountains of sludge, courage to overcome uncompromising obstacles, a complete lack of shame to wallow in pits of mud and a smile to show through at the end!
So let this mud run obstacle course become your new guilty pleasure. Go solo or with some of your dirtiest, filthiest, & uncouth friends. Either way, you’ll be able to look at yourself in the mirror and say, “I am a Dirty Dasher!”… and then proceed to clean yourself off.
The Dirty Dash holds events in Salt Lake City, UT; Seattle, WA; Spokane, WA; Boise, ID; Missoula, MT; Billings, MT; Eugene, OR; Albuquerque, NM, and Colorado Springs, CO. And for all you white collar cubicle-dwellers looking for some team building outside an air-conditioned office, try the O.Zone Fitness Dirty Dash Corporate Cup in Utah and Boise!